Sex Toys, Vibrators, Lingerie and Sexual Health Blog at SexyFun

A- Aphrodisiac

An aphrodisiac is something that revs up your sexual desire. Common foods which are well known aphrodisiacs are oysters, chocolate, ginger and honey.

B - Balls and boobs

Both are well known erogenous zones.

C- Clitoris

An area located at the top of your vagina where a whole bunch of nerve endings meet. Most women can only climax through clitoral stimulation, be it from a partner or a vibe.

D - Doggy style

This is a position for when you fancy a bit of deep penetration as the penis hits the top of your vaginal walls to deliver spine tingling, sensuous shivers.  However, some may find this position lacking in intimacy.

E- Erogenous zones

These are any areas of the body which turn you on. People have different erogenous zones; most find their breasts, balls and bums to be an erogenous zone while some have quirkier hot spots such as behind their ears and knees. There’s only one way to find out, and that’s to explore!

F-Food

Food and sex go hand in hand. So why not drizzle your lover with a tasty treat like chocolate sauce and nibble, suck or lick it off his or her body seductively….

G- G-spot!

The elusive G-Spot. Some believe the G-spot to be an urban myth while some swear it exists.  Located on the front wall of the vagina, this sensitive spot swells in response to stimulation to give you oh-so-pleasurable orgasms.

H - Humping

Otherwise known as dry sex, or sex with clothes on. This involves a lot of moving up and down simulating sex, but without actual sexual intercourse.

I - Ice

Gently explore your lover’s body using ice to heighten your sensory experience. Just be careful not to hold it on for too long- you don’t want to risk numbing their private parts!

J-Johnny

A common word for a condom, a must have to protect you from STI’s and HIV.

K-Kissing

The way most sex play begins…

L - Love-making

The word for sex amongst romantic, sentimental types

We can safely say that sex toys have made a safe transition from controversial objects of pleasure to acceptable pop-culture symbols of sexual expression and freedom, well in most parts of the world at least. While society is not nearly as uptight about sex as it was a couple of decades ago there are still a few things to bear in mind.

Our “Dil-do’s and Dil-don’ts” are a tongue-in-cheek look at how you can get the best out of your sex toys without getting yourself into any embarrassing situations.

Dil-do’s

1. Use a condom when using your vibrator or dildo anally.
2. Try and buy vibrators made from non-porous materials, they tend to be more hygienic and easier to clean.
3. Always do your research before you decide to buy a vibrator or other sex toy. There are so many cool toys out there that it’s worth finding the one to suit your needs exactly.
4. Always put your vibrator away in a cool, dry and discreet place.

Dil-don’ts

1. Don’t use your trusty vibrator as a coat rack.
2. Don’t ever buy second hand sex toys. What we mean by this it to check that your toys are sealed and untouched!
3. Don’t forget your vibrator or dildo in a hotel room/friend’s house/ parent’s house etc…
4. Don’t leave the batteries in your vibrator when you are not using it. If you do, you could reduce the battery life and you’d hate your batteries to run out at just the wrong moment, wouldn’t you?

1. Someone else’s name. Especially an ex’s!

2. “Oh dear, I didn’t wipe my bum properly… I’ll be right back. “

3. “Did I mention the video camera in the corner?”

4. “You’re almost as good as my old girlfriend/boyfriend.”

5. “Keep it down; I don’t want to wake my mom”

6. “Do you have penicillin?”

7. “Ok, are you done yet? I am bored.”

8. “What’s that lump?”

9. “I have a confession…”

10. “Shall I fetch the marmite, butt plug and snooker balls? Don’t look so tense, you’ll like it!”

11. “You’ll still vote for me after this?”

12. “That’s not how your mother does it.”

13. “Hurry up I’ve got school in the morning.”

14. “Now, did I remember to take my pill? “

15. “Is it in yet?”

16. Your partner’s voice on the other side of the door.

17. “Did I remember to lock the back door?”

18. “Do you take VISA?”

19. “Who the HELL are you?”

20. “Shall I get the dog?”

21. “Shouldn’t they have dropped by now?”

22. “Is it meant to be that colour?”

23. “Who is that behind you?”

24. “You could have waited ‘til I’d woken up!”

25. “What’s your name again?”

Just because it’s fun we decided to compile a list of all the interesting and weird facts about penises and their various idiosyncrasies. You never know when you might need to call on this knowledge during a pub quiz. Let’s hope you will never have to though

1. Smoking can cause your penis to lose length. Having a healthy penis that can perform all its functions is all about having an adequate supply of blood to the penile tissues. Smoking calcifies blood, which has an influence on circulation.

2. There are around 300 million sperm cells in one teaspoon of sperm, which is equal to 7 calories!

3. A man ejaculates at a speed of 28 miles per hour.

4. On average, the male orgasm lasts for 6 seconds, the female orgasm lasts for 23…

5. Every 1 in 400 men is flexible enough to give himself some oral pleasure.

6. The most common cause of penile rupture is vigorous masturbation. Ouch!

7. Sperm contains proteins that have effective anti-wrinkle properties.

8. Ejaculation requires no brain capacity.

9. As crazy as this may sound, there are men that are born with two downstairs bits.

10. The average man will ejaculate 2000 times during his lifetime as a result of masturbation.

11. The smallest penis size ever recorded was a modest 5/8ths of an inch and the biggest was 11 inches.

12. There are two kinds of penises, one expands during an erection and shrinks back to size afterwards, the other kind appears quite big most of the time and doesn’t increase much in size when aroused. (Ever heard of a grower not a shower?)

13. On average a man has a tiring 9 erections during the course of a night.

14. This may not come as a surprise, but men tend to lie about their penis size. The average penis size is around 4 inches, however when men were asked the size of their penis it increased to roughly 7 inches.

15. More men in the world have foreskins than those that have had their foreskins removed.  On that note, we also have to mention that scientists are using removed infant foreskins to grow skin for surgical purposes. One foreskin can grow 23,000 square meters worth of skin!

In the states of Alabama and Mississippi the sale of sex toys and vibrators (or marital aids as they like to call them!) is strictly forbidden. The surrounding states of Georgia, Texas, Nebraska, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee and Utah also employ similar laws. The right to purchase any orgasm inducing device in these states has been removed by the state’s general attorney under the 1998 ‘Anti-Obscenity Act’.  The Alabama police department shun the human right to sexual privacy, and hold onto the belief that the sale of sex toys is ‘selling sex’. Interestingly however, in these states it is perfectly legal and acceptable to stroll to your local shops and purchase a whole host of rifles, hand guns and other dangerous weaponry. If a shop dares to sell a vibrator or sex toy to a randy customer the shop’s owner can be thrown into jail for up to a year and fined up to 10,000 dollars. Now that’s what we call obscene!

With the World Cup in full swing it seems balls are bouncing around everywhere, and we’re not just talking about the kind being kicked around the pitch! We’re talking about the balls in the bedroom, and in your man’s pants, to be exact.

Did you know that your man’s balls produce over 150 million sperm every day? And the bigger his balls are, the more testosterone he produces, and the more likely he is to cheat! Additionally, research has also shown that men with bigger balls are likely to get more action between the sheets than their lesser sized brothers. So, next time you’re giving your bloke a bit of oral action, check out his balls to assess his ball bag biology.

While we’re on the subject, here are a few pointers when it comes to handling your man’s prized crown jewels: Balls are one of the most sensitive areas of his anatomy. That’s why men often complain that, when they’re kicked in the area, it produces a pain like no other.  However, show them a little TLC while you’re down there and it’ll also produce enjoyment like no other! So, stand and deliver next time you’re heading south – when balls are hanging down they’re far more sensitive than when he’s lying down.  Not only will he get off on this dominating position, but standing orgasms are reckoned to be much more intense and can even make his legs turn to jelly, so be ready to dive out of the way when he calls full time!

According to our latest poll results people are clearly not that bothered about whether they have faces on their sex toys or not. To be honest, we didn’t think people would really care, except if the sex toy, vibrator or dildo was in the shape of something that was disturbing or severely insulting. To be honest we don’t know where the whole putting-faces-on-sex-toys-thing came from, it may just be entirely decorative, because as you may know, women don’t tend to be sexually stimulated by visual stimuli.

Although we must admit that the relation of some creatures to sex aren’t completely apparent. However, who cares! As long as people are having fun, within the parameters of law of course. Please have a look at our latest poll and let us know who you use your sex toys with.

It may seem odd but many people have gone through the ordeal and embarrassment of being caught with sex toys through airport security. Since its summer we thought we’d give you a couple of handy tips to help ensure that your travel plans aren’t ruined by an unpleasant incident involving a strap on harness or rabbit vibrator.

1. Always take out the battery when before you pack your sex toy, this ensures that your toy doesn’t go off and because a security scare, even if you think your toy is difficult to switch on, it’s probably best to just be on the safe side.

2. Try to no carry your toy in your hand luggage, to avoid you being questioned on the nature of your hand luggage.

3. Read up on the customs and laws of the countries you are traveling to, to ensure that taking a vibrator or other sex toy into the country’s borders is legal and don’t go against their customs or religious beliefs.  Always carry the phone number of your home country’s embassy, so that you can contact them in case you encounter any problems.

4. Mentally prepare what you are going to say when you get pulled over.  Airport security has recently gotten ridiculously strict, so the chances that you will get pulled aside, if you unwittingly left a battery in your vibrator are highly likely. Just remember that you haven’t done anything wrong and make sure that you answer all the questions truthfully and don’t get nervous. Remember that you have rights.

5. Remember: Nobody is allowed to humiliate you or make you uncomfortable, as this can in some cases be seen as sexual harassment. If you feel like a member of airport security is treating you in a way that you are uncomfortable with, you have the right to object.

As much as we believe in fun and freedom it is important to be armed with your common sense and self-confidence when traveling with a sex toy abroad.